The man with the orange head

Hey Ojaye, this joke reminds me of you! A friend told it to me the other day, and I loved it so much I made him repeat it so I could share:

So one afternoon a man walked into a bar. He was totally normal except for the fact that he had an orange for a head. Naturally the bartender asked him "Why do you have an orange for a head?"

The man said: "Ah, it's a long story... but since you asked, here goes. One day I was walking down the street and I saw a lamp. I picked it up but it was really dusty so I rubbed it. Then POOF! A Genie appeared.

With a wicked grin, he said I could have 3 wishes, anything that I wanted.

My first wish was to have a beautiful wife and I got a beautiful wife.

My second wish was to have a million dollars and I got a million dollars."

Wondering what trick the genie had pulled, the bartender asked him what the third wish was.

The man with the orange head replied: "My third wish was to have an orange for a head."