Hey Ojaye, this joke reminds me of you! A friend told it to me the other day, and I loved it so much I made him repeat it so I could share:
So one afternoon a man walked into a bar. He was totally normal except for the fact that he had an orange for a head. Naturally the bartender asked him "Why do you have an orange for a head?"
The man said: "Ah, it's a long story... but since you asked, here goes. One day I was walking down the street and I saw a lamp. I picked it up but it was really dusty so I rubbed it. Then POOF! A Genie appeared.
With a wicked grin, he said I could have 3 wishes, anything that I wanted.
My first wish was to have a beautiful wife and I got a beautiful wife.
My second wish was to have a million dollars and I got a million dollars."
Wondering what trick the genie had pulled, the bartender asked him what the third wish was.
The man with the orange head replied: "My third wish was to have an orange for a head."
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i dont get it
ReplyDeleteis it meant to be dirty?
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OMG I LOVE IT. IT'S HILARIOUS! XD XD
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU TRANG. That's AWESOME.
I have a joke for you too. :O
It was in Friends, when Bruce Willis (the movie tough guy) is the father of a young girl and Ross is dating her. He's all angry that Ross is dating her since she's so much younger than him.
Ross: Ok, how about a joke... an Irish guy walks into a bar -
Bruce Willis: I'm Irish.
Ross: - and the Irish guy WINS THE JOKE.
HAHAHAHA.